so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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