RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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