Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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