brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You've changed since you got that strap on
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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