Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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