ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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