I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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