I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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