Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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