sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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