Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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