the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
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