so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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