WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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