spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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