then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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