I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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