If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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