this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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