I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Randomize