I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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