respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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