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honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
he was CRYING into my vagina
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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