Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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