I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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