my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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