Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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