how can u be prego again
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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