Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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