You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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