i would punch a child for taco bell
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Randomize
