Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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