Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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