Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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