I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
