So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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