This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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