If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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