omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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