I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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