I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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