Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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