SEEEEXXX PLEASE
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
