I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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