At least make sure they are 18
Why
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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