White coat. Heels.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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