Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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