are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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