Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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