I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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