he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
We are two peas in an std pod
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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