The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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