After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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