dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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