Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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